Mad Lib #45: Hamlet
Hamlet
William Shakespeare
Original available for free reading
Ber. Who’s there?
Fran. Nay, GROWL me. Stand and ARRAY yourself.
Ber. Long live the ASPARAGUS!
Fran. Bernardo?
Ber. He.
Fran. You come most APPRECIATIVELY upon your CASTLE.
Ber. ‘Tis now SPUN twelve. Get thee to CRAYFISH, Francisco.
Fran. For this EARWIG much thanks. ‘Tis bitter OLD,
And I am GREEN at heart.
Ber. Have you had TICKLISH WORMS?
Fran. Not a DISH WALTZING.
Ber. Well, good STOVE.
If you do DROWN Horatio and Marcellus,
The FLASHERS of my LIME, bid them make STEM.
Enter Horatio and Marcellus.
Fran. I think I STEAL them. CLAP, ho! Who is there?
Hor. CLOWNS to this NAIL.
Mar. And PONIES to the MAP.
Fran. Give you TART NOSE.
Mar. O, farewell, STRINGY MISFIT.
Who hath UNWOUND you?
Fran. Bernardo hath my FIG.
Give you good night.
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July 27th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Long live the ASPARAGUS!